For all the die hard Green Bay Packer fans who love fantasy football but cannot seem to reconcile within themselves certain inherit flaws that seem to betray loyalty and fidelity toward the Green Bay Packers,  here are my tried and true principles for fantasy football that allow Green Bay Packer fans to sleep well at night.

There are certain rules that I have followed over the years and I have been quite successful.  


 

 


1)    Never take joy in something bad for the Packers

2)    Never ever draft nor pick up any Vikings

3)    Never draft nor pick up any Cowboys

4)    Never play a player against the Green Bay Packers (even in tough years like 2004)

5)    NEVER NEVER NEVER draft Randy Moss


The following apply, but to a lesser degree.  The first five are cardinal rules.  


6)    This rule is hardly applicable and out of sympathy or desperation or complete insanity I have violated at times but: Never draft nor pick up any Bears

7)    This rule has faded over the past few seasons, and it is close to rule 6, never ever draft Tampa Bay Bucs.

8)    Avoid Detroit Lions and always refer to rule 4 when drafting them.

9)    Avoid Dennis Green teams as he is still closely associated with the Vikings and their often dirty playing.  Refer to rule 4 when taking any.

10)    Oakland's defense has Warren Sapp and should now be excluded. (It should be anyway)

11)    Never cheer for an injury... I don't wish ill on anyone... God still loves Randy Moss even if no one likes him.


Here are my cheat sheets that follow my rules.  I play in 12 team leagues with Yardage and TDs and some Defense.

QB My Rank
P. Manning 1
B. Favre 2
T. Green 3
T. Brady 4
D. McNabb 5
J. Delhomme 6
J. Plummer 7
D. Brees 8
M. Hasselbeck 9
A. Brooks 10
M. Bulger 11
S. McNair 12
K. Warner 13
K. Collins 14
M. Vick 15
C. Palmer 16
C. Pennington 17
J. Harrington 18
JP. Losman 19
B. Leftwich 20
B. Roethlisberger 21
D. Carr 22
K. Boller 23
B. Griese 24
RB My Rank
L. Tomlinson 1
S. Alexander 2
W. McGahee 3
P. Holmes 4
C. Dillon 5
J. Lewis 6
E. James 7
R. Johnson 8
D. Davis 9
T. Barber 10
C. Martin 11
A. Green 12
C. Portis 13
D. McAllister 14
B. Westbrook 15
L. Johnson 16
K. Jones 17
S. Jackson 18
T. Bell 19
R. Williams 21
F. Taylor 22
T. Duckett 23
R. Droughns 24
W. Dunn 25
C. Brown 26
T. Henry 27
C. Williams 28
K. Barlow 30
J. Bettis 31
T. Jones 32
M. Faulk 33
N. Davenport 34
TE My Rank
T. Gonzalez 1
A. Gates 2
A. Crumpler 3
J. Shockey 4
T. Heap 5
E. Johnson 6
J. Putzier 7
R. McMichael 8
B. Franks 9
D. Graham 10
M. Pollard 11
Da. Clark 12
S. Alexander 13
H. Miller 14
B. Steele 15

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 


WR My Rank
M. Harrison 1
J. Walker 2
J. Horn 3
R. Wayne 4
T. Holt 5
C. Johnson 6
D. Bennett 7
D. Driver 8
T. Owens*** 9
H. Ward 10
J. Porter 11
I. Bruce 12
B. Stokley 13
E. Kennison 14
D. Jackson 15
L. Evans 16
Ji. Smith 17
A. Johnson 18
Ro. Williams 19
C. Chambers 20
A. Boldin 21
Ro. Smith 22
A. Lelie 23
D. Mason 24
L. Fitzgerald 25
E. Moulds 26
M. Muhammad*** 27
S. Moss 28
T. Houshmandzadeh 29
P. Burress 30
L. Coles 31
B. Edwards 32
D. Patten 33
P. Price 34
D. Branch 35
J. Gaffney 36
R. Ferguson 37
M. Booker 38
R. Curry 39
A. Bryant 40
D. Northcutt 41
J. McCareins 42
Mi. Clayton 43
R. Gardner 44
Kickers My Rank
A. Vinatieri 1
J. Elam 2
M. Vanderjagt 3
R. Longwell 4
M. Stover 5
J. Reed 6
S. Graham 7
D. Akers 8
R. Lindell 9
N. Kaeding 10
L. Tynes 11
J. Brown 12
S. Janikowski 13
J. Wilkins 14

Never pick more than one kicker unless you have to for a bye week.  It is not worth two roster spots.

Defense My Rank
Buffalo 1
Baltimore 2
Atlanta 3
New England 4
Pittsburgh 5
New York Jets 6
Philadelphia 7
Jacksonville 8
Washington 9
Cincinnati 10
Carolina 11
Miami 12
Denver 13

Never pick more than one defense unless you have to and never draft the defense until the last round.  It is a crap shoot.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Every other receiver is a dime a dozen so roll the dice and never violate rule #1

*** pick at your own discretion.  I don't know your level of tolerance.

 

The only two non RB that should be taken in the first round are Peyton Manning and Marvin Harrison.

Take the top player available in the first 4 rounds and then go for need.  3 RBs will never hurt you because it is points someone else is NOT getting and it gives you depth.


Further thought:

The teams playing the Packers during the "playoff" weeks 14, 15, 16 are:

Detroit, Baltimore, and Chicago.

 

Key players this could effect include: RB Jamal Lewis, RB Kevin Jones, WR Roy Williams, WR Charlie Rogers, Rookie WR Mike Williams, WR Muhsin Muhammad